I ran across this over at pomomusings last night and had a good laugh at reading what Adam needs! Apparently Adam said it's going around the 'blog-world' right now. So you go to Google and type in your name and needs in quotations. For example "Adele needs" - and then you just give us the first 10 or so sentences that you run across. I found some pretty fun ones for me, so here they are below:
1. Adele needs schooling.
2. Adele needs to meet Frank in a public place accompanied by a trusted adult or group of friends.
3. Adele needs him to play the two greatest golfers in the world at an exhibition match
that can keep her from bankruptcy.
4.Adele needs and wants in him, her only father figure.
5.Adele needs to get her fifth graders' attention.
6.Adele needs to kick-start her life again.
7.Adele needs to grow up.
8.Adele needs to learn some new phrases other than "I'm such af***ing lady".
9.Adele needs sex to remind her that she is alive, although destined,it seems,
to choose the wrong men and believe always in what she is told.
10.Adele needs
protection, and trades information for it.



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